This is our 5th anniversary of paying tribute to the world’s greatest dads, who keep everyone chuckling all year long. Come celebrate with us and enjoy (what we think) the most hilarious jokes about socks on the planet. See our past jokes about socks
2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, and 2023!
How long should socks be? Twelve inches, so they can fit on one foot.
What do you call a matching pair of socks? “Sole”-Mates
What will happen if you lose your left sock, your left shoe, and your left glove? You'll be “all-right”
On my wedding day, I’m going to wear EcoSox Merino wool socks just in case I get cold feet.
What does it mean when a cowboy finds 4 horseshoes? His horse is walking around in socks.
What do they call worn-out socks in Kansas? Toe-peekas
What do you call a sock that loves to play music? A “sock-star”
My socks are so old that I could use them for golf. They have 18 holes.
What's a sock's favorite soup? Toe-mato soup.
Where can you buy high-end socks? Socks Fifth Avenue (and EcoSox.com, of course )
So remember to hug your dad this Father’s Day and get him a great gift like EcoSox Bamboo Socks. He works hard throughout the year to make you laugh each and every day!