Top Dad Jokes About Socks - 2021
Posted by Dad on Jun 7th 2021
The 3rd time is a charm. Here is our annual hilarious(?) sock dad jokes. We continue to salute all the hard-working dads out there for Father's Day. So go ahead, stand a bit taller, laugh a little louder, and crank those socks as high as you like, because today is your day. Shop for EcoSox! Shop for EcoSox!
My wife put my socks on a very high shelf.
Why? I don't know. It's beyond me.
My mom always told me to put a clean pair of socks on every day.
By the time Saturday rolled around, I could hardly fit in my shoes.
I'm tired of losing my socks to…
One sock turned to the other…
We live in a shh…
We live in a shh who?
Yes, we do.
I always wondered why all my socks had holes on the left foot.
All this time, I haven't been putting them on right.
I made a resolution to sleep barefoot.
After the first night, I got cold feet.
My dog got into my sock drawer today.
I had to re-pair all my socks.
Where do Swedish Socks Live?
In the Sockholm.
What did one sock puppet say to another?
You look like you could use a hand.
I've been getting into day trading socks on the sock market at the Sox Exchange on Wool Street.