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The Best Dad Jokes About Bamboo Socks - 2022

The Best Dad Jokes About Bamboo Socks - 2022

Posted by Dad on Jun 5th 2022

Bamboo Socks for Men

Dad's are great, and their jokes are even better! Here's a salute to all the great dads out there this Father's Day. And don't they deserve to wear the most comfortable bamboo socks? Grab him a pair of bamboo dress socks or bamboo hiking socks and show him how much you love him and his jokes. #dadsrock

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 1

What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?

Garden Hose!

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 2

What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?

A Sock Broker.

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 3

What did one new bamboo sock say to the other?

"Great things are afoot!"

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 4

Did you hear who they cast in the new movie, "Shoe-manji?"

Dwayne "The Sock" Johnson!

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 5

What did the bamboo sock-wearing husband tell his wife before going to work?

It socks to be apart from my sole mate for so darn long!

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 6

How are bamboo socks like Boy Scouts?

They always come pre-paired.

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 7

The other day, my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock?

To which I replied, "Nothing; they both involve mitosis."

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 8

What does a sock smell like?

Defeat

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 9

What do you call people who only wear bamboo socks at night?

Sockturnal

Bamboo Socks for Men Joke 10

You're wearing two different colored bamboo socks.

That's ok; I go by thickness.

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